All I Am Is What I Say

My name's Vic(toria). 18, Sad, single, vegetarian, attending Le Cordon Bleu college of culinary arts. Orlando.

Instagram: VictoriaLPetrocelli

Snapchat: LilVicInDaHouse

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

3 hours ago with 96,618 notes

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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3 hours ago with 29,689 notes

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

glitterweave:

hellyeahehitfromtheback:

What is this ?

My future husband

worstcats:

Someone sent me this picture of Taylor Swift with her cat. I know she is a celebrity but I really think she’s setting a bad example by popularizing this breed. If you want a pet, there are lots of cats at your local shelter that are probably a lot softer, cuter and also not as damp.

Money can buy

ragingpeacock:

  • Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)
  • Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)
  • Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)
  • Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)
  • Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

iunno that seems a lot like happiness

3 hours ago with 1,723 notes

naification:

One of the best scenes on P&R.

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

lifehackable:

This is so important

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

3 hours ago with 48,981 notes

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

3 hours ago with 238,383 notes

thewrongcoast:

quiettears:

Do you ever feel like you’re stuck? Like you wake up in the mornings and then you go to bed at nights but you don’t really do much during the day. And you feel everybody around you is moving on with their lives and doing things; and you try to but your stuck. You’re just on auto-pilot living a routine. Is it just me?

so relevant

3 hours ago with 979 notes

fightblr:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

burymeinchanel:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

Holy fuuuuckkk

that’s bomb

Probs gonna reblog this once a day every day I see it.