All I Am Is What I Say

My name's Vic(toria). 17 years old, cat owner, attending Le Cordon Bleu college of culinary arts. Orlando.

Instagram: littlechefvic

Snapchat: LilVicInDaHouse

problackgirl:

some kinks are disgusting

some kinks are racist

just bcs something can cause you sexual arousal, it doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

people have every right to kink shame your racist as fuck “kinks”

raceplay is disgusting

1 hour ago with 4,980 notes

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

1 hour ago with 397,987 notes

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

1 hour ago with 36,358 notes

snowingbooks:

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

reblogging for that comment

juicyjacqulyn:

porcelain-horse-horselain:

THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER

I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST

Good

d0nn0:

polople:

literally what the fuck

feeling like an endangered species

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

14 hours ago with 24,587 notes

slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

14 hours ago with 6,529 notes

badwolfcomplex:

I didn’t know I was waiting for this but oh I was.

eleventh doctor + cool

there is nothing about this that i do not like

youngjusticer:

I’m still amazed that this image got nearly 120K notes. Well, I’m glad to help out the artist since she doesn’t use social media, so here’s the full version. :)

The Queen on Fire, by Rika Chan.