My Life Be Like

My name's Vic(toria). 17 years old, single, attending Le Cordon Bleu college of culinary arts.

Instagram: VictoriaLPetrocelli

Snapchat: LilVicInDaHouse

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

girrlscout:

I love everything about this set. Holy shit.

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

10 hours ago with 195,282 notes

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

10 hours ago with 87,577 notes

youfeelingthis:

FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

10 hours ago with 204,472 notes

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

10 hours ago with 129,051 notes

jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

11 hours ago with 140,554 notes

“It is so hard to leave — until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”

John Green, Paper Towns (via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)

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ciarachimera:

asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

I need oral 😭😩

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

11 hours ago with 13,924 notes

showyoursocks:

blackwid-ho:

guess who got thigh highs

love thigh highs :p