My Life Be Like

My name's Vic(toria). 17 years old, single, cat owner, attending Le Cordon Bleu college of culinary arts.

Instagram: VictoriaLPetrocelli

Snapchat: LilVicInDaHouse

obsessedwithfrozen42:

magic-fantasy-life:

tale-as-old-as-disney:

gailsimone:

OH MY GOD.

MY HEART OHMYGAWSH

COSPLAY - DON’T GET BETTER THAN THIS.

ASKJHDJHS

  • My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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shyghost:

instead of them being spread out in tiny posts i’m reposting these babs grouped all together. ; u; our little solar system havin an ugly sweater party. ♥

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

richerbiotch:

Get out me cah

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

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gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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